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Sunday, 20 December 2009

Buglar in Your Home?



At least there is something that makes me proud to be Malaysian....

"If you want to know what to be really angry about, listen to ‘Judge’ John Reddihough, the insufferable political commissar who imprisoned Munir Hussain – for doing what we would all like to do to the man who invaded his home and terrorised his family. Mr Reddihough brayed, as he wielded the sword of injustice: ‘If persons were permitted to take the law into their own hands and inflict their own instant and violent punishment on an apprehended offender rather than letting justice take its course, then the rule of law and our system of criminal justice, which are the hallmarks of a civilised society, would collapse." -Daily Mail

In Msia if you successfully catch a snatch thief, 'perompak' dan yang sama waktu dgnnya and you bash/ trash/ 'belasah' them until they half dying osso we dun really care what...

They deserve it right...?

Unfortunately, what happen to Mr Munir above; this guy serve imprisonment longer that the robber himself because he chased away the robber and gave him 'penumbuk kaw-kaw'...

This
is another example of how a judge, in order to deliver law suddenly become so stupid and ignoring the most important thing i.e. to deliver the justice.

Yes, law is law and a judge usually bind to stare decisis principle so on but not to forget that law is man made law i.e. common law which also means the law of the majority though it's been codified either in statute or the judge has a duty to deliver the principle of law which derives from case law....the main point here is still to DELIVER JUSTICE.

Since it's a common law/ the law that agreed by the majority, I believe most of us would of course agree that there is nothing wrong for the owner of the house to chase away the robber who trying to threat his family and give him a good one or two wallop.

Some people would argue usually the legal person lar like this Reddihough judge, that the judge only give effect to the law...but don't be so dumb-dumb lar...First, we must realize why LAW EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE....Besides from to deliver justice and equality it's also a tool for a man 'to act like GOD' i.e. to punish bad people lar...

So here who is the bad person?...Mr Munir who trying to defend his family, his property and himself or the robber?

Why should we bend to the law that punish good people and let evil people get away with their crime?..Law can't speak for itself isn't it?...If you see the Law statute you'd realize it's blind-folded..Therefore we...as a sane, not blind, not stupid human being...our job is 'to guide the law'..

My comment on Judge Reddinhough judgement: YOUR DECISION SUCKs BIG TIME!!



Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 18:29 1 comments

Thursday, 10 December 2009

If it's Female-Friendly, It must be Pink


THE OBSESSIONS TO OWN ALL PINK ITEMS STARTS FROM...



WHEN SHE'S STILL SMALL...PINK PACIFIER, PINK DIAPERS, PINK MILK BOTTLE


THE OBSESSION BECOME STRONGER WHEN....MOM & DAD SENT HER TO KINDERGARTEN WHERE SHE MET ALL PINK FANATICS BECAUSE WHEN WE WERE STILL SMALL-SMALL, MOM SAID "LITTLE GIRL MUST WEAR PINK, LIL BOY MUST WEAR YELLOW OR BLUE"


THE HABIT OF COLLECTING PINK DEEPEN WHEN SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH KOREAN DRAMA LIKE 'IRIS' + 'YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL'. BUT THE DRAMA WHICH AFFECT HER THE MOST IS 'DAE JANG GEUM/ JEWEL IN THE PALACE' BECAUSE THAT'S THE DRAMA WHICH MAKES HER ASKED HER PARENTS TO BUY THIS PINK HANBOK...

23 YEARS OLD....HER AMBITION IS TO OPEN PINK MUSEUM, OWN PINK BENTLEY and TO BECOME FIRST LAWYER WHO WEAR PINK ROBE IN THE COURT

P/S: I JUST JOKING ONLY AR....HAHAHAHA
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 08:41 2 comments

Sunday, 6 December 2009

Human Handbook Guide to the Human Being: Gay


Today's topic is about G.A.Y....so if you are a religious person or pretend to be one than please leave this post thank you.

If you are a guy and dunno what drive you today to read my blog, please refer to the 'ujian' above to see whether you are a normal walking man or fall under the category of 'amphibian' (dua alam...hai,...why lar I'm so evil ar...haha)...

As you can see, unless you are a 'katak dibawah tempurung' or 'kera sumbang' or 'anti social' dan 'yang sama waktu dengannya', a gay person can be in various form + shape + race. A gay can be either chinese like this fella; Robbyaoi...

If you are a die hard fan of nippon-ru-maru, chibi maruko-chan, Oyuki, Oshin etc...you would realize YAOI means GAY in Japanese...so if next time if you spot your guy friend wearing tight pink polo shirt, instead of condemn him by saying this."haiya...very gay lar you.."...you should start saying this.."haiya, very yaoi lar you"...please practise this everyday since practise makes you PUUUUrrRRR Fect....




Most of the time, our parents would think that if you are a gay, you must be a hopeless dumb ass person, but today since we are already in a millennium era...everybody know this presumption can be rebutted. Like this fella Anderson Cooper, he's a very top journalist you know...please don't play2 okay...'duit dalam bank ribu-ribu you...'...And the list goes on like Elton John, Oscar Wilde etc.

I forgot to mention that, malays also can be a gay...so today, malays are very in their high competitive spirit to challenge other races like Chinese, Indian, Caucasian, Blacks 'dan lain-lain'. For example this fella; Najib Ali...he already created a history which not yet been created by other races...which is romping in the public toilet when A LOT OF PEOPLE in there. This guy ar, I tell you, dunno what is his problem...If the other Najib already gt scandal with a cat from Mongol, then enuff lar 'memalukan bangsaku'...seriously dunno why this Najib wanna have a scandal with a 'small fish' (toy boy) in a toilet. The toilet is use for pang chai lar brader...'takkan' you are so cheap skate like Scrooge...cannot 'sewa hotel di Chow Kit kah?'



OoOo...disclaimer: if this time topic offending you in any way then sorry ar...but I think I become half cookoo already because Mr Sukhdave + Mr Raja lectures are sooo boring...Even the makcik below osso agree with me...so this time must write about something which is out of the taboo to stimulate back the 'sleepy' brain cells


Unlike a tiny group of hetereo (normal/ straight) guy,..gays aren't that 'malu-malu kucing' in showing their L.O.V.E towards their partner...See Marc Jacobs below....awwwwwww,....cute couple....plz excuse me for a while ...I want to vomit already....p/s: if you dunno who's marc jacob go and jump from Brickfields College. Yet seriously, if a guy when he's in a gay mode can be this caring...why cannot a normal guy do like this towards his wife?...summore his wife right?...why must all the lovey dovey part, the hugs + kisses only be shared when a guy+ a gurl is in a 'couple mode'...This is what we call 'terbalik'...it shud be, when you couple you should refrain yourself frm touching each other and then after you married...that is the appropriate time to do 'everything all out'...you get what I mean?


Some of gays think that it's not a wrong thing to be a gay...for them gay is just a guy who want to be love and be loved back by a another guy. When religion comes in into this discussion, it's a very heavy thing to be argue. I dun want to gv my opinion here soo much becoz 'mana tau' out there got gay who still hide behind that thin curtain..so I dun wanna offended anybody. But this guy below, he also created a history. His name is Daayie Abdullah...and you guess it...he's a gay Imam which equivalent to Christians gay preacher. For me, when you are an Imam or a preacher, you duty is to help God in spreading His message to other ppl...but this kind of ppl ar...dunno lar what to say...but it's a huge betrayal lar....


Men always claim us, gurls, part time hobby is to gossip-ing, 'mengumpat, 'menfitnah', nag here and there bla,bla,bla...but actually men themselves are not far behind what...We, gurls, read all the gossips becoz it's soooo juicy which make it hard to be miss...and should I ask ar who's those ppl behind this gossips industry?...men lar...dun care lar whether they are gay like this guy or not...but this fella is the reason why every morning I surf to perezhiltonblogs before I pray my dawn pray...Haiya, evil lar me...read about gossips first then pray to God ask for forgiveness...and tomorrow I repeat the same routine again....hohohoho


One of the thing that we would usually tell gay to stop being gay is that this gay relationship 'tidak sampai kemana'...i.e. you cannot married + have kids...But the smartypants who sit in British Parliament accidentally consume one bottle of pills believe to be 'Pil Chi Kit Teck Aun' and dunno what the heck allowed the passing of Civil Partnership Act 2004...so now, when we wanna give advise to gay, we cannot say that they cannot married alredi...similarly, the improvement in this area of science & tech make it possible for gay couples like Elton John & David Furnish or Stephen Gately (arwah..) & Andy Cowles to have a baby....But we still can give advise like this to gay...we should remind them, if they've a baby...what should their baby call them?...daddy & daddy?...so if father's day must give two cards lar like that...then mother's day no need to celebrate?...very lame advise but remember..'the impossible is usually the untry'...



If you realize another thing is the fact that, most gays ARE HANDSOME....macho....smell nice...which I think is the main contribution to the REASON WHY PRETTY GURLS LIKE US END UP MARRYING AN UGLY GUY LIKE HIM...Fortunately, Padma lashkmi below divorced alredi with this old fell; Salman Rushdie...she can be his daughter...gila apa!?

Not forget to mention, same sex couples like gays have a high jealous tendency...Yes they can sleep with any guy because most gays have an open relationship + the facts that they can straight away sleep with a guy though he only meet him for 5 seconds (yet gays claim their relationship towards each other is a LOVE..hmmm,look more like a LUST to me!)....but they also can kill their partner just because of this thing called JEALOUS...of course lar got hetereo couples like that right...'simbah asid lar'...hire people to kill lar, 'bomoh + black magic lar' dll...but if your partner is someone famous don't you afraid of the consequences of you killing him or her?...unfortunately this guy; Andrew Cunanan dun care about that...he shot his bf, Geovanni just purely on jealousy...which Geovanni?..Versace...the one who makes your perfume...


Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 19:03 0 comments

Tuesday, 20 October 2009

He's right until...

~Your Teacher is Always Right until He is Wrong~

I still remember in one CLP class, Datuk Baljit mentioned the facts that how he wish Malaysia can abolish the death penalty because WE ARE NOT THE ONE WHO SUPPOSE TO TAKE other people life and that includes the life of the offenders themselves...

Unfortunately, he's wrong...We not only NEED TO RETAIN the death sentence but we NEED to widen it's scope

DADAH MUSUH NEGARA
One of the famous slogans in Msia besides from Malaysia boleh..(boleh blah perhaps?..) or 1 Malaysia..So for drug trafficking offence...you deserve death penalty

Nonetheless, the rapist either get 20 years imprisonment or whipping for rape conviction..

If drugs capable to destroy our young generation what about the rapist who already 'hijacked' the future of the victim?

*below is 3 years old who was raped and sodomized. She's dead so the rapist may be charged under S.376 (4) unfortunately, take note of the wording of this section: punishment; death OR imprisonment for not less than 15 years and NOT MORE than 30 years and whipping NOT MORE than 10 strokes. We DEFINITELY want death penalty impose on the rapist, but can we guarantee it would happen?

So all the 'pejuang kebebasan'/ 'hak kemanusiaan' (human rights) who want to abolish death penalty is just like our botak prime minister...another bull shits lar...



KAJANG: Kejam dan tidak berperikemanusiaan apabila seorang lelaki Afrika didakwa sanggup mendera, merogol dan meliwat anak kekasihnya yang baru berusia tiga tahun sehingga kanak-kanak itu menemui ajal.

Malah, kekasih wanita terbabit yang juga seorang janda berusia 24 tahun tergamak bersekongkol dengan warga asing itu apabila sanggup berbohong dengan mereka cerita kononnya anaknya mati akibat didera pembantu rumah.

Bagaimanapun, siasatan polis mendapati fakta dalam keterangan diberikan wanita yang bekerja sebagai setiausaha itu meragukan sebelum merumuskannya sebagai pembohongan apabila mendapati wanita terbabit tidak pernah menggaji pembantu rumah yang didakwa melarikan diri sejurus selepas tragedi menyayat hati itu.
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 22:45 0 comments

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Rest in Peace Yoshito Usui...


I just heard about this news..maybe some of you knew about it before me...nonetheless...

I find it very weird because..
first it - Farrah Fawcet
then MJ, then Patrick Swayze..before that the late Yasmin Ahmad...then my fave comic artis; Yoshito Usui..then Stephen Gately...

I think this world is near it's end now....

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The last few days have marked a sad, tragic time in the manga world, as one of Japan's most beloved manga artists, Yoshito Usui, was confirmed dead at 51.

Usui was reported missing from his hometown of Kasukabe on September 12th after failing to return from a hiking trip. The body wearing clothes matching the report was found at the foot of a cliff near Gunma prefecture's Mount Arafune. Usui's identity was confirmed from dental records and by his family September 19th.

Usui was most famous for creating the manga Crayon Shin-chan, a weekly serial published in Weekly Manga Action. First debuting in 1990, the series follows the comedic adventures of five-year-old Shinnosuke "Shin" Nohara and his family, friends and neighbors. The manga and its 1992 anime adaptation have been regarded by some as Japan's equivalent to The Simpsons, and is popular worldwide, aired in Spain, the US, Indonesia, Korea, the Philippines, Poland, Vietnam and other countries.

Prior to his death Usui had submitted art for more installments of the manga, and publication will continue in Manga Town magazine until its December issue. The anime's fate is currently undecided, as it was already on seasonal hiatus until October 16th.

Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 09:24 2 comments

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

This is the Story of J

J is my long lost fren, she's one of my kaki at primary…well not long lost actually…but we lost contact and when my high skool fren (becoz sum of my primary went to the same secondary that I went..J went to Kay El high skool…whilst I settle in Gombuck) decided to make a reunion, J heard from other fren that I went to oversea to study and now I 'dah balik kampung'…(I din go to the reunion..my mom disallow me to go out at night starting from 8.30pm…curfew orders as Malaysia is dangerous..; this is my mom reasoning, the true reason is becoz she dun like any of my fren….too social she said…)

From my other fren, she gt my phone number and asked me to lepak wif her…If I'm not mistaken almost 9 or 10 years we never lepak together…so went and lepak lar

Venue: old town kopitiam

Time: lunch hour like that…

I call her J here…so plz figure out her real name (Jenab, Joyah, Jehan, Jibon, Jeanne, Janet..Jessica..etc)..if u are really that busy body lar…

J that I know 9-10 years ago is very different from the current J…she's used to be very soft spoken…'lemah lembut' and yada-yada…i.e. the gurl next door that ur mom would prefer to have her as daughter in law

Current J is still lemah lembut…but there sumthing that is totally different wif her…she become more serious…( she's smoking….when I made lame joke she find it not funny at all…sob,sob,sob)

Well at first i thought maybe 9-10 years ago all the hormones; progesterone…that-trone, this-trone..dunno what trone lar..(The same hormones that make our face look like moon surface) still raging…uncontrollable in J's system…and now all the hormones become settle lar…so more matured..

But I was wrong….when I said serious…not serious like me…face serious but brain full of craps…she's too…LOGIC+ garang + rude= b*t*h!

Since I'm a heart-less person…I dun bother lar…eventhough I do find the' new J' is a bit boring (and b*t*hy)…but like always happen to me..people love to share their dunno what…history lar…past lar…secret lar…secret recipe lar..granfather story lar….

(I used to asked God…why I know a lot of people secret 'dan perkara-perkara yang sama waktu dengannya?'..issit because my name Ainun Zafirah defines to be "big eyes?")

Okay…enuff crap-ing…..so J told me what turns her from lovely gurl 'pijak semut tak mati' to a more serious woman 'who tell the truth and accept nothing but the truth'

She told me 'it's all about love'….when she mentioned the word love seriously I felt like ask her to excuse me…I got other important thing to do…common lar..if u are a gurl..and u have close gurl fren u would realize that 'love' is a COMMON probs among gurl….no need to worry lar…becoz gurl right…as long as they are in love…love totally would be a 'major excess baggage' to them….but still..gurl,we are addicted to be in love..(Aren't we?)

Since I dun wanna hurt her feeling…I listened ajer lar..summore I got no other thing important to do…so her story maybe can cure my boring-ness…

She told me at the age of 16…she felt in love wif this guy…(I juz call him K lar…like Dato K..muahahahaha….)..J is in love wif K….wanna be his gurl,…his only wan…but K juz wan J to be her sister…

J dun wan…so she force him to 'commit' to her….and u know lar guys…when a gurl is that desperate to be his gurl…so he would 'ambil kesempatan punya…'

K agreed…but only if J wanna sleep wif him…J,who so in love wif K…agreed…(at this point I'm quite disappointed wif J…I wanna ask her.."J,…why you are sooo cheap?")….

But tak sempat I wanna pose the question J already said this thing, "when u are in love….u become stupid and dumb…u'd do things that u dun wanna do…u'd obey what ur lover wan u to to"

J lied to her parents about going to tuition lar…netball practice lar….kelas mengaji Al-Quran lar…but actually she 'went' tuition at his place…K is a very rich boy…(like I said…like Dato K…)….mom & dad divorce….got nobody at his home except his Indonesian maid…so every day is a 'honeymoon day' for J and K…

J mentioned to me…though they did it every day…she never consent to it…every time it's K…it's all about K…the 'thing' and the 'satisfaction'….what she felt after 'that thing' is only pain..(actually I dunno whether I shud or shud not write this sentence…but readers…plz keep ur brain in positive mode)…

And each time…she felt..'sangat-sangat berdosa..(full of sins)'….so that's why 2 years after full of honeymoon…they decidec to get engaged….

J's mom hates K…like all other moms…J's mom got 'antenna on her head' i.e. she can detect whether the guy is a good guy or bad guy lar…

As usual…like Romeo and Juliet…like Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham…like Green Green Grass by The River….like Faye Wong relationship wif Nicolas Tse…..when mom says the right thing about the bf,the daughter won't listen….

On the other hand, K's mom osso dun like her…his mom thought J is the reason why her boy become so social and 'degil'….(actually Puan K…u and ur husband are the main reason why K destroying my fren's life…ur money turns him to be a spoilt brat..enuff say!!)

God's will…this is the event that would change J forever…K is working at one of this fast food franchise (he doesn't need the money obviously….juz wanna kill the time) whilst J juz stay at home lar..every time K finish his shift…he would call her..if not, J would worry to death…

One night…he never call… J couldn't sleep..she called every K's frens…K turns off his hp… J waited 12 hours for him…she couldn't sleep…cried all night…until….

K's hp can be reach at 9.30 am in the next morning….(jahanam punya lelaki…)…

J: why you turn off your hp?

K: that's not ur prob..I got sumthing to told you…plz dun call me or trying to find me again…

J: why?....what have I done?

K: I got someone new….

And then K juz hung up…and turn off his hp..(again??...for God's sake)….as a 'good wife'..(stupid wife actually)… J went to K's working place…and J told me..what a big drama happened that morning

The new gurl is there osso….J chased K who drove away wif the new gurl…the new gurl felt 'kesian' to J…stop the car..invite J…talked together...(actually the story is too long lar…they fought like hell in front of public...)

But J never blame the new gurl…"she didn't know anything becoz K said he's single. The night he cannot be reach out is the same night they met each other..so it means K dumped me for a gurl who he met juz for 10 minutes. We are in several years relationship and it only takes "10 minutes gurl" to take him away from me.."

I'm not a very emo person…but at this point I almost cry lar…(thank God can 'tahan')….she told me how she's crushed to the bone…she blame herself all the way for not listening to her mom…for doing sumthing that she never wanna do…and the upmost important…she blame herself for trusting him soo much and for being stupid…becoz…after that…

One year past alredi and J met a new guy…this is totally different guy…he never touch her and all other good things lar…but becoz of her past…she felt dirty..too dirty to him..though the new guy willing to accept her past…but what amaze me is when J told me the other reasons why she rejected the new guy is becoz she still in love wif K…(how stupid J can be…)…

Still, the new guy willing to accept this…until one day…this new guy give up…and only then J realize that she's actually fell in love with him…but too late already lar….the new guy cannot accept her anymore becoz he thinks J take him for granted..(pulak dah…)…

So J remains single for a very-very long time until….K comes crawling back to her…why?...he's dumped by his fiancĂ©e…wow!!...talk about Karma….thank God this time J is wise enuff to told K- "eat the dirt, deep sh**!!"

Only after this happen..J realize that all human being are the same i.e. they can never have a forever relationship wif her…ppl change…bt she's not i.e. she's too loyal to her lover...she juz cannot trust anybody anymore..anybody…

Well..I'm not a very expert in this matters, but I tried to advise her lar…I told her that I osso like that what…I dun trust anybody except God and my family…but still I never detest anybody…if I dun like that person..no need to talk crap behind his or her back…juz ignore lar and continue wif our life..

J disagreed…she said.."If God really love me…why He made me fell in love wif K at the first place"

I replied "everything happen for a reason"

J "true…but why God completely ignore me when He knows it's K who takes advantage on me…why He never save me"…

Becoz I dun wanna continue wif this debate and due to the facts that I dun like people blaming God..I changed the topic lar…Then we talked about her career and other things that not related wif her personal life…

I'm not writing this post to humiliate her..nor to condemn her..it juz that from her story I can concludes that:

  1. Be careful when ur love one put conditions on your relationship…because human's needs, satisfactions, 'craving', interest…cannot be satisfy…why?..becoz ppl change what…today he likes u in red color hair…tomorrow he likes u in red color underwear
  2. If a man really loves you, he never touch you..he can wait right?..save it for ur first night guys…
  3. When people feel desperate, they willing to eat their own shit…like K lar..you already dumped her, you want her back ar?...
  4. Always listen to your mom, unlike you.. she got sixth sense
  5. We should not see our lover wif our heart but we must osso use our brain yet that's what we always do..we see our lover the WAY WE WANNA SEE HIM..not the true facts bout him
  6. Make sure u got married first and then u can have s**
  7. Dun blame God when sumthing bad happen to you, dun even blame others..plz blame urself….who ask u to choose that path?....
  8. I dun believe in Karma..but I believe when u disobey God, He'd punish you
  9. Learn to forgive and forget others becoz only by that u can forgive urself…If J forgive and forget what K did to her..I think she can accept the new guy…

To J…I hope u able to make use of ur history in a positive way…we shud learn our history to see whether it can help us to face the challenge today….keep regretting is a waste of time…if I'm in ur shoes, I'd think like this…'if I fall, people who want to see me fall would feel very happy'

Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 07:10 2 comments

Monday, 28 September 2009

After Raya Update

1- Raya without my Bro...

Who currently is in Arizona. Pity him lar, becoz unlike Oxford, the Muslims there can be count by fingers and he said the Nasi Ayam, Popia and Kueh Mueh sent to him by his senior taste not nice at all. I miss Malaysian foods when I celebrated Raya at Oxford too...mainly becoz at that time there was no lemang or ketupat..but only Dominoes....(sigh...)

My bro seriously is ONE OF A KIND. His life is better than me in term of IQ (he's under JPA Scholarship), money, cool stuff (he owns Ipod Classic + Coach bag + Martha Stewart Kettle...and the list goes on) but still he hates me becoz he thinks God gives me all the thing that I want in my life (which of course not true lar..)...

What makes me different to him is that, I settle with small thing in my life...for example if a lot of ppl hates me..and only small minority can accept me, my principle or my life....juz settle wif it lar...which one is easier?..change our own perspective and view or trying to change and control ppl?...We cannot do the later right?...

But my bro is like that..he wants this world to 'BOW' to his command...keep on dreaming lar..

Unfortunately, I cannot help myself from feel envy towards him...becoz...why his room at Arizona is WAY BETTER than OBU HALL??....


* Private kitchen ...summore Flat screen TV...!!

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2-The Incomplete Family Photo...

My first bro working at HKL...My second sis working at Perth....My Second Bro working at AmBank...My third bro...he's at Arizona.(sigh...)..

BTW, this photo osso includes my cousins, nephews and brother in law....second from left at the back is my oldest sis....If u are looking at my row, third from left is my third sis and next to her is my fourth sis....my youngest bro is at the back,he's first from right...my mom sitting in front of the lamp and my dad with the white (wig...hahaha)...hair one....

In case you dunno...I've nine siblings including me...sum of my frens (you know who you are) asked me this very lame question "During ur mom and dad gt married, they cannot afford a TV ar?...so they've no other job to do?.."...

Cheh!...It's actually God's will lar...even if u wear 'protection' but God already write 'in His book' that u gt 9 kids...u cannot do anything osso....


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3-Sony T-77
I love this photo...becoz this boy really know how to pose...plus the natural light makes he looks like a model..muahahahahaha...and due to the facts that this pic was taken by my stupid sony cybershot....

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4-I'm afraid I would become fat like The Penguin...

*Plz God I dun wanna look like this....

So I have a dream to have a body like Jessica Biel...becoz for me better for a girl to look fit and tonned...


Rather than having big boobs like this one...


So starting from fasting month until now, I 'torture' myself wif...

This Abs-Rocker....and...

2.5 kgs Dumbbells.....

Cross fingers.....I wanna loose some weight..current weight is 50kg...I wanna loose 5kg...
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5- I addicted to Durian...

Going to Big Apple...always purchase Durian Donuts....

Going to Du Viet....bought Durian Pancakes...

Able to finish 6 durians in 2 days back to back...priceless....


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6- MyVi...

I asked my dad..."Can you buy me a MyVi....?"

He said " No,No,No...." (plz read this as if you are singing Amy Winehouse song "Rehab..."...)


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7-Seriously Must buy a pepper spray...

Haiya...I'm scare lar.....Nobody interested on taking LRT at 7.30am on Sunday morning ker??...

~Empty...empty..empty...only me....~
But where can I find it?....or shud I make a 'home made' pepper spray...first, take the old febreze container...mix cili padi + jalapeno + capsicum + whateva chillies that you can grab....blender the chillies with equal part of water...and equal part of lemon or lime juice...then walah!!.....pepper spray....hmmm,...maybe I shud sell my idea to Kementerian Pembangunan Wanita dan Kanak2...(seriously exist this kind of department ar?).....
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