skip to main | skip to sidebar

Archivo del blog

  • February (1)
  • January (10)
  • December (3)
  • October (2)
  • September (5)
  • July (3)
  • June (3)
  • May (16)
  • April (33)
  • March (23)

Within My Proximity

  • Aznil
  • Azwan Ali
  • Caleb
  • Cannie Lee
  • Cyper
  • Dawn
  • Dr Maza
  • Kenny Sia
  • Khai
  • Merlinna
  • Min Yuen
  • Paul Tan
  • Pei Chi
  • Perez Hilton
  • Set Yee
  • Susan
  • Xiaxue

And My Name Is......

Friday, 5 February 2010

If You can Understand..then read this

*click on the picture above to enlarge the article

p/s: maybe it's a good time for us to count to ten, take a deep breath and repent (like those lyrics by Taylor Swift; "15")

credit: Mingguan Malaysia
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 04:39 0 comments

Sunday, 31 January 2010

Man vs Non-Man


ANIMALS- are one of the God's creatures. They live without IQs or knowledge about things but on instinct. They prey for food when they are hungry, mating when it's time to do it (except pig, they mate every day, second, minutes..just say when you want it) and they protect their area from other species (yes, that includes us) because they only fear for their own life.

When we talk about animals eating habit, they really eat only when they're hungry. See the picture above; the leopards don't even bother about the baby gazelle (or whatever name) because they not hungry. If they do, of course the gazelle already turn into gazelle - kut- teh, gazelle masak lemak cili api or gazelle ala tandoori already. Sei lar...

US, WE- the humans. According to Darwinisim, the human evolve from the so called 'beruk'. But hey, I believe in God...so I'm more convince with the theory of Adam & Eve compare to this 'beruk' hocus pocus theory. Unfortunately, ....

Just see this picture and ask ourselves...why some people become obese? not fat anymore but obese? If it's in the genetic...well, that can be excuse lar...How to change all the DNAs and chromosomes which run through your system? But what about those people who not born as a fatso but later become one?...

If animal only eat when they are hungry and stop eating when they're full...Why can't we? We are born with the IQs, knowledge and all 'that jazz'...yet sometimes, we 'humble' and 'be little' ourselves by acting lower that animals...First take breakfast, and then brunch, and then pre-lunch, and then the real lunch, and then tea-time, and then dinner, supper...post supper...crazy lar dei!

The tummy full already but we can still 'reserve some place' for a jug of Milo kaw-kaw

Have anyone came across an obese chimpanzees?

Why? Sigh...I need to cut off this few pounds....I feel bad bout myself, right now my eating habit is worst than 'beruk'...

If there is an obese animals please inform me so I can get my long lost self esteem...sigh!
BTW, pigs are excluded: that one of course obese lar becoz they even eat their own shit, so other than pigs lorh
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 07:34 0 comments

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

The Grass is Greener at the other Side of the world

A- If Brad really in the process of leaving Ange-whore, I'd be the one who clap the loudest. Team Jennifer forever!

B-Agnes Wong is a very lucky Malaysian...not only after she killed her employer child the British law enforcement doesn't send her to prison, instead- they give her extra cash + free plane ticket to 'balik kampung'...Hail to the Human Right!...(NOT!!)




C-It's not my damn business, but don't you think this is too much already? The first and second are photos of 'second pregnant man' whilst the third is the 'pioneer' of this thing called 'pregnant man'.

Both of them was born as a healthy young girl though unfortunately later choose to be a man. No- I'm not homophobic...I couldn't care less. It's your own body, your own choices and your own responsible. But...

If to change from a girl to a boy and choose to be pregnant is weird enuff, what if you change from a girl to a boy, choose to become pregnant but married to another girl-born-change to man.

So what are you? A trans-gay?...

Men never get pregnant and that's a fact and a girl change to a boy cannot become a pure boy, that's a fact too. So obviously you are not 'pregnant man'- you are pregnant weirdo...er, I mean pregnant transexual/ transgender..(erm,dunno which is which) and you can still get pregnant because you never remove your ovaries, even though you look, talk and walk like a man.

Why I'm so kaypoh-kaypoh?...because I really pity the children. These people, they just want fame and money. They can always go for an adoption or use surrogates mother..At least that's not so weird.

You don't care what other people view towards you, but at least think about your "children". They have feeling to you know.

credit: Dailymail.UK
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 06:33 0 comments

Sunday, 24 January 2010

Faster-faster Updates

1-Currently addicted to seafood. Just ate curry crab + spicy 'lala'...the smells of the curry crab still linger on my finger...yum!

2-I'm very afraid to say hi! to this one particular girl in my CLP class. No-I'm not a lesbian, it just that I want to make a new friend. By why her face so serious meh?! so scary like that. Even if I say hi! to her seriously I dun have any idea to say after that. But don't care lar, the main reason I go to Brickfields is to pass my CLP, become a Magistrate and can 'teman' my parents for a road trip around the world, yoohoo!

3-Each day I feel very evil lar...summore when the new girl, P sit next to me I become more evil because she's quite funny and she always show me "Nurul,look at that person - Nurul, look at this person". After that I'd make fun of that person and we'd laugh like hell. But the main reason we always joke about people is because evidence class unlike LLB classes, is more like a mental institute. You can really turn into a psycho in one day. What you have to do? just listen very CAREFUL + FOCUS to the evidence lecturer. See, I'm evil again!...Must repent, must repent...


4-I know you guys would think I want to make fun of Mr Raja by upload this pic right?.. Hell no!..You see, I already don't eat so much outside becoz lately my budget isn't that bomb-bastic. I only eat bread if I have class in Brickfields. But why I become fatter? I seldom eat nasi lemak also?

5-very-very busy. Sometimes, I feel like I don't even have enough space and time to breath. But at least that's the sign that I'm doing my job and I enjoy it. What worries me about CLP is not whether I can understand or not but whether my brain have enough space for all the subject to be memorize.

6-I hate my kelisa and that's a FACT. I really want Jazz, if cannot- Myvi also can. But my dad ask me to pay by my own money. If C dad ask her to pay for the penthouse, at least she's working, me?..my job is 'tanam anggur' only (Penganggur- jobless). So my dad expect me to pay by what? saliva ar?..But of course my dad lame excuse is actually an implied statement that I should just drive my Kelisa without compromise. Yet....I still want Jazz. Like in the picture above.

7-I want to watch case 39...so I plan to go to Oldtown and buy from the illegal vendor there lar, but my friend told me, if you watch the movie in cinema, the sound system lar, picture lar..dunno what would be better. Unfortunately.....

I have a weird tendency on wearing singlet & boxer while watching movies...hohohoho. If only I can wear like this to TGV.

8-my previous post created 'ke-kay-pohan' on one of my friend. I'm a very simple person, if I hate you, I don't become friend with you, not even talk to you, but if I still talk to you, that's mean I'm okay with you eventhough you are not okay with me. I don't need to tell you straight to your face like this "Wei!!! your attitude sucks and I dislike it, can you change onnot?".

Why? because eventhough I dislike you today, people can change what. I can change, You also can change, and everyday I ask God to forgive & forget my fault so of course everyday I must forget other faults also. Summore eventhough I dislike you, doesn't mean I hate you. I still pray for you, feel sad when you sad and offer help when you need it. But if I hate you...sorry lar..please ask other person, never call me okay if you are in hardship.

Why? (again ar?)...because If you see, how many person that I hate that you know...2 only..the person mention in previous post and my si kucing. Have you ever saw I talk to my si kucing? Why only 2 people I hate?...becoz I don't simply-simply hate people. It took a very 'serious offence against me', to make me hate you hohohoho. Dislike maybe, like Tiger Woods, I dislike him but I don't hate him.

If simple word like dislike or hate also you don't know the different, then maybe after this you must sleep with Cambridge dictionary..hohohoho..

Bt the person mention in previous post is not even in the CLP class what..I also have other friends..If I describe more about her, I'm afraid I'd be labeled racist...becoz someone labeled me before, just because of my facebook photos...So I don't want to be too obvious lar..later aku masuk ISA..I cannot take CLP..uuuuwwaaaaaaa!!!!
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 04:04 0 comments

Friday, 22 January 2010

You Make me S.I.C.K


I can never understand why some particular person hate you so much
and why that particular person always refuse to help you though at that time you are in serious hardship.

Because I put so much trust on you, I always right on your side, condemning that other particular person attitude towards you.

but now I know why...and you really make me want to puke.

Vile woman! How can you treat people like this. I give you my respect, I don't mine to sacrifice myself to you, listen to you stories so you feel that there is somebody you can turn to...all this so you can take advantage on me?..

Seriously from this day, those respect and care is no longer exist. You successfully betrayed my trust, and I just learn that your help towards me is only to 'create your good image'.

You are no longer in my top list. You can 'kiss' goodbye to my help. I won't help you anymore. Not because you don't know how to say thank you, but because you return my help by taking advantage on me.

Each time you see yourself in the mirror, maybe you should questioning yourself, "what kind of hypocrites I am?". Let me answer that: "A very good one!".

Unlike you, I'm openly evil- I pray that whatever I feel now, one day you will feel the same way too.

That particular person who hates you with every flesh, blood and bones in her body deserve to hate you, as of right!

Does it feels good to you to be happy on other person who you'd lie right to her face so that you burden is lessen?

Shame on you who put the burden on innocent people when that burden suppose to be on your shoulders. Does 'pity' or 'humanity' exist in your life dictionary?

I meet a lot of b****es in my life, and you are one of them.

Guys out there, remember this lesson: the nicest person around you is the one who wear the thickest mask.
Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 07:53 0 comments

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Push for 'Black Penalty' all over the Globe

-Credit- Daily Mail-

made to try & kill themselves
striped naked
forced to perform sexual acts
burned the eyelids & the ears
choked with clothes line
sink & heavy stones dropped on their heads
forced to eat dirt & nettles
told they would be killed
had arm cut open
cigarette lit push to their wound
throats scratched with broken glass
burned under plastic sheets

VICTIMS: 9 & 11 years old boys

THE ACCUSED: 11 years old boys

THE SICKENING PART: they recorded it in their mobile phone

HUMAN RIGHTS: Right to live, Freedom from inhumane & degrading treatment.."for God's sake eventhough they torture the boys, they're still kids!"

MALAYSIAN PENAL CODE: life imprisonment on the discretion of the Yang Dipertuan Agong or detention in the Henrey Gurney school until the offenders reach the age of 21 and re-trial as adult offenders.

VERDICT: English law- imprisonment for a specify term, release, got new identity and roam around you neighbourhood

Malaysian law- dot,dot,dot....if convicted, S.302 PC, for murder...'gantung sampai mati'...(if re-tried as adult offender)

THE DOWNSIDE: this incident happen in UK, most likely you would see those brats faces when you visit UK next time..maybe 20 years from now..

THE GOOD THINGS: the black penalty...one of the reason I'm proud to be Malaysian

THE FUNNY THING: death sentence in Msia is also called 'gantung sampai mati'..Very funny right- when you 'gantung' the offender, of course must 'sampai mati lar'. It's understood already...or is it because there'd be new punishment- 'gantung tak sampai mati'?...cheh!

CONCLUSION: Human Rights only for those who respect the Rights first, those who abuse it in the first place shouldn't deserve any protection under it or use it as a shield. If this is allowed, the same person who torture, taking another person right to live which clearly abuse other person rights would jeopardize the Human Rights itself by using it as their defense.
  • Made to try and kill themselves
  • Stripped naked and forced to perform sex acts
  • Burned the eyelids and ears of the nine-year-old
  • Choked with a clothes line
  • Sink and heavy stones and other objects dropped on their heads
  • Forced to eat dirt and nettles
  • Told they would be killed
  • Had arm cut open and a lit cigarette pushed into open wound
  • Throats scratched with broken glass
  • Burned under plastic shee

  • Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1244703/Torture-brothers-forced-young-boys-eat-nettles-threatened-kill-them.html#ixzz0dCazXfzu
  • Made to try and kill themselves
  • Stripped naked and forced to perform sex acts
  • Burned the eyelids and ears of the nine-year-old
  • Choked with a clothes line
  • Sink and heavy stones and other objects dropped on their heads
  • Forced to eat dirt and nettles
  • Told they would be killed
  • Had arm cut open and a lit cigarette pushed into open wound
  • Throats scratched with broken glass
  • Burned under plastic shee

  • Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1244703/Torture-brothers-forced-young-boys-eat-nettles-threatened-kill-them.html#ixzz0dCazXfzu
    Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 16:27 0 comments

    Monday, 18 January 2010

    Condolence



    The 'Boat Naga' tragedy...Appreciate those who live around you, because you don't know when God would 'call' him/ her back.

    Some people blame the school because why they didn't provide enough safety jackets, but I think that's what we call fate.

    No matter what you do, you can do nothing to avoid it

    Like Ah Sukh said in Probate class last time, "this kind of things i.e. death, happen everyday".

    True, bt what hurt the most is the fact that sometimes we forgot to prepare for death & death never would give us 'leave for extension of time' like those in Civil Procedure.

    * I'm not trying to be sarcastic here...

    My condolences to all of their families & friends.
    Posted by FutureLawyerInc. at 19:05 0 comments
    Older Posts
    Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

    Blog Design by Gisele Jaquenod